Another great Shabbat

I realize now what the declaration of marriage is. It’s not as much legalizing your love for one another, but the social announcement of saying “I prefer to spend my free time and my sleep time with THIS person.” It’s saying if i’m gonna smell someone’s farts, it’s gonna be his. And if I’m going to steal the last of the Sushi leftovers, it’s gonna be from HIM.
It’s saying the Preston force will tackle washing poop out of the dog’s coat together and suffer as a team from not seeing the accidently deleted last ten minutes of Changeling.
Since we’re on the topic.. what is the part after the seriel killer guy talks to the priest. Does he confess?

Happy Sunday homies.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Print
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Twitter
  • Google Bookmarks



Powered by Facebook Comments

Germapino with a Jewish Twist. Twist. Collective Thoughts of a Ginrod are the musings of a Texas born,half German, half Filipina girl who who went on a trip to Bangkok and found herself in the Holy Land , as a jew, married to an Englishman, with 3 kids and a pup named Henck.